Parabolic Microphones

Ever secretly followed you're co-worker during lunch? Duh, we all have! You use your impressive spy skills and tail him for a good 15 minutes. Just as you suspect once he gets to McDonald's he meets a mysterious man in a black suit--if it were a movie scary music would play the moment you see him. They start discussing something...probably planning to kill someone WAY important. But oh no! You can't hear a thing! Nice going buddy--now we'll need a whole new mayor! If only you had owned some kind of spy microphone...or even some kind of spy parabola. Or better yet the best of both worlds: a spy parabolic microphone! Get your hands on one of these fine state-of-the-art parabolic microphones and not only will you finally SUCCEED at saving the world, but no one'll ever talk bad about you from 300 feet away again.