Espionage

Espionage. Its the secret to any civilization's success. The Greeks, the Romans, the ancient Egyptians—they all got ahead because of their ability to be really really sneaky. Japan has ninjas, England has James Bond...I'm sure even Canada has somebody...

The truth of the matter is without an advantage in the world of espionage any other advantage will quickly fade away. And I'm not just talking about countries or top secret super hero regulating companies, you (thats right YOU) are probably in just as much need of high tech spy gear as the CIA is.

Don't believe me...ok thats fine I guess. But leme ask you this: how many people are in your house RIGHT NOW? Oh really, are you sure about that? How sure? For all you know there could be a whole SWAT team of bad guys in your kitchen just waiting to finish you off! Now I don't want to sound paranoid, but without night vision goggles or an electronic listening device do you really expect to survive in a world packed full of bad guys listening to your cell phone calls, following you to work, and trying to replace you with a clone of yourself. Hopefully your kids'll know the difference, but based on the movies I've seen they probably won't.

So hopefully you've now finally grasped the alarming reality you've been living in all along. Do the responsible thing and get your spy gear craving hands on all spy watches, secret spy pens, and cool looking spy sunglasses you can find. It might help to freshen up your kung fu skills too.